I don’t mean I’m Phreaking via Facebook. I mean I’m kicking Facebook to the curb.
And baby it is you. Not me. Seriously. What the hell happened to you Facebook? Sure I’ll admit it, like a Thai massage you were fun at first, I was on you like a mofo. But somewhere along the line, maybe between fuzzy dice and getting poked 50-goddamn-times-a-day you’ve lost your magic. On top of that you’ve managed to kill the two most important things in the world to me. Vampires and Pirates. And for that I cannot forgive.
I’m hoping you’ll all phreak Facebook. For a how to check it out here: