Thursday, March 12, 2009

Phreak615 - Stunt

Influence U

Matsuto77. I’ve left something for you at the corner of St. Catherine West and Mackay.

1476 Catherine St W
H3G 1S8

Originally posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008


New Score

Phreak615: 1 Matsuto77: 0

Maybe i should have left this for yourdaddy.

Originally posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008



Originally posted on Thursday, June 5, 2008


Wonder Woman wore bracelets

These won’t stop bullets but they will get you past security. If you can find them. First come, first serve. See you at the big show.

Dundas Square. Take a seat.

Across from the Marriot, Dundas and Bay. Wow you look tired. Sit a bit.
Nathan Phillips Square. SW Side. Step seven. Don’t break your neck.

OCAD facing McCaul. I fell like a hobbit. Pencil in a break.

Grange Park. Have a picnic. Beware the ants in your pants.

Originally posted on Monday, June 9, 2008


Phreak615 - Viralness

Greetings Starfighters

Send your videos here.

Originally posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2008


Orange you glad I didn't say bananna?

This is awesome as fuck. Nice work. Keep sending your videos here.

Originally posted on Monday, June 2, 2008


Fugacious cacophonic phantasmagoria

Originally posted on Friday, May 23, 2008


Phreak615 - Design

Fly the Coop

The temperature in Toronto and Montreal spiked on Friday, the clock says it's time for a more temperate environment.

This is only the beginning.

Originally posted on Monday, April 21, 2008


Tick Tock

Originally posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Originally posted on Monday, June 16, 2008


Monday, June 16, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Zip Zap Rap

As I suspected, Rhomboids are going to be huge tomorrow. Your videos have been amazing. I'd say that the wind might be a big factor but I am extremely agile. Plus, if Devestatin' Dave has taught us anything, it's that the right outfit makes all the different. Hold on tight.

Woah, too tight...

That's better.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Wonder Woman wore bracelets

These won’t stop bullets but they will get you past security. If you can find them. First come, first serve. See you at the big show.

Dundas Square. Take a seat.

Across from the Marriot, Dundas and Bay. Wow you look tired. Sit a bit.
Nathan Phillips Square. SW Side. Step seven. Don’t break your neck.

OCAD facing McCaul. I fell like a hobbit. Pencil in a break.

Grange Park. Have a picnic. Beware the ants in your pants.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I see you

Keep sending in your videos here. Remember you can upload them yourself right to youtube.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Orange you glad I didn't say bananna?

This is awesome as fuck. Nice work. Keep sending your videos here.

Friday, May 30, 2008


CaChat Spring or Tune in Tokyo,

Knock. Knock.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Plan B

Knowledge is power…for real,

You have mail.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Greetings Starfighters

Send your videos here.

My voodoo is strong

Is this you Sally? Is it true your grandma was a ninja?

Keep sending your videos here.

Tick. Tock.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Thursday, May 22, 2008

This post is best viewed on your knees. Begging for mercy.

This is what I’m talking about. Great submission Maxameleon. I can hear you. You made me laugh. You are definitely getting hacked into the show. So now, imagine this, only on TV and in front of over a hundred thousand screaming fans.

Upload your video submissions here.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Gain 10 Pounds Instantly

That’s right. It couldn’t be easier. Just point and shoot. Or get two cameras on yourself at the same time and gain 20! Your friends won’t even recognize you. Wow. It’s a-m-a-z-i-n-g!

Designed to boost metabolism, increase charisma, and suppress melancholy. It couldn’t be easier. It’s the weight gain program you’ll love for life!

This Phreak615 customer gained 9.4 pounds overnight!


And now, you can too.
Join now.

Just upload your videos here. Then, see you, on the MMVAs.

(Oh, and if you happen to be watching from Boston right now, yes, you bet your ass I'm going to put you on tv. phreak it real).

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The West Stripes

Okay. Dish. Much is hoping to have a an exclusive online party after the MMVAs. I haven’t heard who but “The MMVA AfterMath” might feature some great encores. I've even heard that they're trying for an inter-artist jam session. It’s all pubic-hair conjecture at this point but if it really did go down, wow, that would be delicious. The carpet and the drapes.

I’d love to see The White Stripes and Kanye bang out a track. Of course West is far too much of an egotistical prick-stick for that to happen.

Still, sounds like it could be great. I’m not so sure about the name though, after math I usually have recess where I look for my ball. And then a little laugh at my consumer variation jargon class.


Thursday, May 15, 2008

So you think you can Photoshop on ice

I have more treats to give out. You?

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Get your Phreak on

Okay my little Phreaks and Phreaketts time to get your camera. We’re taking over the MMVAs.

Send me a video and I’m going to hack you right into the mofo middle of that mother fucker. Sweet. Mary. Christmas. Shazam!

Give me your shout outs. Give me your adjectives. Give me your best. Don’t know what an adjective is? Learn some grammar. Want to invent your own adjective? Do it. Want to string three together and make a trifectadjective? I think it’s safe to say you’ve nailed it.

I want you to fill in the blank. Pick one. Pick them all. Shoot it so I can hear it. And say it like you mean it.

Best _________ Director
Best _________ Video
Best _________ Cinematography
Best _________ Use of Bicep or Rhomboid
Best _________ International Video
Best _________ Independent Video

I’m looking for creativity here kids. And by creative I of course mean balls-out-take–a-piss-crazy! Shoot your Phreaking hearts out.

Send your love. Send your hate.
(Or don’t. It’s your life man).

Monday, May 12, 2008

Saturday, May 10, 2008

This kid is really excited for the MMVAs

The longest I’ve ever gone is 3 days. And that was crazy. I think about it all the time. And one time I even did it four times in one day. But I think we’ve all been there though. That’s why this kid is so incredible.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Mike V

It might not have been the wittiest. But it did tickle my fancy.


Email your mailing address to

I have a surprise for you.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Accomplishment in Costume Design, Craft Award

For me there are really only two contenders in this category so far. yourdad615 or seeveejay.

Still. There is this.

Monday, May 5, 2008

I’m going to hack the MMVAs

It’s no secret that I am going to hack the MMVAs.
It’s no secret that if you send me a video I’ll put you into the MMVAs
It’s no secret that MuchMusic and Mad Mark have the same initials.
And it’s no secret that CDs have a better sound quality than cassette.
CDs Nuts!

Send your love. Send your hate.

Friday, May 2, 2008

I’m calling it right now

Pirates will be huge this summer. Forget Zombie walks and ninjas masquerading as robots. The next big movement will be scurvy related. In fact I’m even surprised I know how to spell vegetables.

With this astute observation on today’s popular culture climate. I’m calling shotgun on Futuristic Pirates From the Future. That means pirates from a time that is in the future of a time yet to come. It also means it’s mine.

Thursday, May 1, 2008


Wait. Am I me?
Or Matsuto77
Or Devon Soltendieck
Or c v j
(You have to admit he is brilliant)

Oh, wait. That’s right.
I’m Batman.


Wednesday, April 30, 2008

If I can read minds

And I’m pretty sure I can. Right here Miley Cirus is thinking: “Oh. My. God. That boy in the blue mask has gigantic rhomboids”.

I’m certain you disagree. Email your Miley thoughts to

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

So far so good

Hurray. Still employed. You keep sending your videos. I’ll keep hacking them on air. Upload them here:

Incredibly they still haven’t found my router yet. And this morning I was further able to hide a small web cam that shows the entire department.

Click to watch the live TOP SECRET feed here:

Monday, April 28, 2008

The Bubble Project

I heart New York.
If you’ve never been start saving now. In fact, get a paper route. Your first trip to NYC will be armageddon on the senses.
You will be wide awake for the first 48 hours so don’t bother with a hotel. And contrary to what you may have heard New Yorkers are some of the friendliest mofos on the planet.

And when you’re there keep your eyes peeled. For The Bubble Project.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Everyone needs a good disguise

I love this idea. Carlip collects abandoned grocery lists. Develops an entirely fictional back story for the owner and then with the help of some gifted make-up artists assumes the identity of said shopper.
From Publishers WeeklyStarred Review. Ever since she was a teenager, performance artist and author Carlip has been collecting strangers' lost shopping lists and imaging the lives and people behind them. With the help of expertly applied makeup and outlandish costumes, Carlip has turned herself into the men and women that she imagined. From a wife-seeking, Fu Manchu–mustached redneck to an octogenarian stand-up comic, a washed-up lesbian rock star to a 20-something goth boy, Carlip takes inspiration from both the mundane—potatoes—and the disturbing—mousetraps, cheese, mouse. The 26 vivid photographic portraits and accompanying narratives display the author's humor, grace and a brilliantly creative eye. Carlip's alter egos are larger than life and twice as entertaining. Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

There are only 9 words

Okay wow. The school system is failing you. Learn some grammar. Your brain should be lean and mean not fat and bloated.

1. Noun: Person. Place. Or Thing. (e.g.) Megatron, Candy Land, gravity.
2. Verb: Action word. (e.g.) spank, defy, electrocute.
3. Adverb: Modifies verbs. (e.g.) spank happily, defy repeatedly, electrocute abruptly.
4. Adjective: Modifies nouns. (e.g.) slimy Megatron, hairy Candy Land, imaginary gravity.
5. Pronoun: Replace nouns in a sentence. (e.g.) Megatron removed his jeans.
6. Conjunction: Joins parts of a sentence together. Megatron inserted his manhood into the toaster and hoped for the best.
7. Articles. There are only three: a, an, and the.
8. Prepositions: Marks the position or relation of one thing to another thing. (e.g.) There is a tiny pirate hiding inside my hat.
9. Interjections: simple sounds to express a feeling. (e.g.) Wow! Oh! What! Sweet Mary Christmas!

There. Grammar 101. At the very least know the nine. Now try to spot all nine words in this sentence:

Great-Polybius! Phreak615 absolutely loved his enormous rhomboids and the way they blocked all light from the blistering sun.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Fly the Coop

The temperature in Toronto and Montreal spiked on Friday, the clock says it's time for a more temperate environment.

This is only the beginning.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008

New Score

Phreak615: 1 Matsuto77: 0

Maybe i should have left this for yourdaddy.

Influence U

Matsuto77. I’ve left something for you at the corner of St. Catherine West and Mackay.

1476 Catherine St W
H3G 1S8

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I put my hands where they don’t belong

In other words I like to dabble. I am the wolf 24 10.
But if you insist on keeping score I challenge you to a game of polybius.

To see what I can really do, just upload a video response to any of my Phreak615 videos on YouTube, here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Pump up the Volume is the best movie ever.

Okay maybe just the best movie of the 90’s. Still, I’ll follow Happy Harry Hard On till the day I die. And the Eat Me Beat Me Lady? Shazam! I deify you to find a more compelling sex symbol. There’s a girl here at the office that reminds me of her. I think about her all the time. I even make tasks for myself that put me in her vicinity.

But I digress.

This film had a huge impact on me. My older brother actually set up his own pirate station with a transmitter from Radio Shack. He could broadcast up to four even five blocks away. It was rad.

Sure, now everyone and their dog can have a blog or podcast. But that doesn’t mean they should. Speaking out loud should be a privilege not a right. In fact, talking for the sake of talking should be penalized on a sliding scale. Random outburst? Okay, no big deal, everyone slips up from time to time let’s call that a 5 dollar fine. On the other end you have the full out, standing on a soap box, nonsensical diatribe. That’s a kick in the baby maker.

The point is, if you have something real to say. Do it.

I am simply creating the hole for you to fill.

“Do your homework in the dark and eat your cereal with a fork”. Have more prolific words ever been spoken?

Monday, April 14, 2008

How to hack broadcast television

So ADAM, BOBBY & HeatVision_and_Jack are wondering how I’m managing these phreaks. Sorry my little Phreaks and Phreakets but you’d need direct access to make it happen. That said; send me your videos, if they’re good I’ll make you famous.

First off, gone are the days of being able to simply “take over” an analogue broadcast frequency and hijack the feed that way - as you can see in my earlier blog here. Everything is digital now. That makes it harder for most, but in fact, easier for me.

Basically, the tech guys here have their thumbs up their asses. New technology plus old tech staff equals wiiiiiiiiiiiide open access.

I have direct access to our digital media server (the source for all outgoing broadcasts). I wired up a custom network cable similar to a RJ-45 cross-over cable and hooked it into one of the spare networking ports. Normally these ports are disabled or at least secured but as I said earlier, this is relatively new and not everyone is up to speed from a security standpoint. Plus, I’m sure they never anticipated me.

Anyways, I ran that cable out to a standard D-link wireless router (works better with Macs than Linkys) and set up a “hidden” wifi network. Now all I need to do is park my car across the street from the building and I can upload any audio or video directly to the server. The actual tricky part is the script that automatically runs an override to the current broadcast stream at pre-set times. Coincidently these times are when I’m out of the office.

Now I can upload and inject video snippets into the main broadcast feed from my wireless laptop pretty much when ever I’m feeling a little saucy. At least for now. I’m giving this whole thing a week tops before my little work around gets discovered.

Anyway, without direct access to the server there’s no way anyone could ever hope to gain access. So sorry. But again, like I said I’ll load your stuff in if you send it to me.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Get your Phreak on!

*** EDIT: Adding MuchMusic Video on Trial video somebody pulled off their TV ***

Okay, I don’t want to boast. And by "I don’t want to boast" I of course mean "I am one Bad Ass MoFo!" I’ve been hacking MuchMusic broadcasts for weeks now and it looks like a lot of you are listening.

Check it out on Much On Demand (MOD) here

During MuchMusic music videos here

And again during MOD here

Yeah, when they figure it all out I’ll be fired. But fuck it; I’m leaving the country anyways this summer. (Ko Phangan here I come).

And I’m thinking let’s go out with a bang.

Upload more of your videos here (YouTube links to your rants in the comments section). I’ll get them on. I can’t promise when or where, but I’ll get them on. And Sweet Mary Christmas please have something intelligent to say.

Say it loud bitches.

Phreak it real.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Shirley Temples are delicious.

I haunt that which need not be said.
For it is here in the dark that you will see.
I am Locke and Demosthenes.
I am Phreak615.
And I am coming.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Drama. Drama. Drama.

Check out the email I just got.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Billboard Phreak

Yes. Skullphone has figured out a way to hack digital billboards.

Shazam! I’d love to get my hands on this. Anyone know this guy? This is sick.

UPDATE: Clearnet billboard hack a hoax. And by hoax I mean a paid ad. Alas.
Thanks RumblePhish.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I am Phreak615 and Captain Crunch is my hero.

If you don’t know who the Captain is you shouldn’t be here. So fuck off. For the rest of us stay tuned. Things are about to get nasty.

Phreak it real, bitches.

Who’s your daddy?

I know. I know. A lot of you want to say Phreak615. I’m flattered. But no. I’m not your daddy.

If you think you’re suspect though. Try this:

Monday, April 7, 2008

HackBurglar: Done and Done.

Watch for it tomorrow (Monday). 5ish.

And all you other Phreaks and Phreaketts out there, this is what I’m talking about. Have something to say and I’ll make you famous. Hack the planet:

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Please, this is a LOL free zone.

I hate people that use emoticons and internet slang. Where did we get the idea that butchering the English language was cool? ROFL? BRB? SFW? Come on. I understand that phone texting necessitated a sparse form of communication because you were paying per character. But with most plans that’s just not the case anymore and it never was an issue on the internet. Emoticons are the scurvy of written word. (That’s right, the pirate disease). If you can’t write a sentence that communicates effectively without a ;) a :( or a :0 then I say that’s it were done. We mine as well pack it up now as a generation.

I guess what I’m trying to say is people that use emoticons in their writing should have their nose rubbed in it. And by “It” I of course mean my ass.


Thursday, April 3, 2008

Area Man Hacks Network.

If I could hack the newspaper that’s what the headline would read. I’m in baby:

Phreak 615 is here

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

See no evil. Hear no Evil

Okay that went better than I expected. And clearly I’m surrounded by the deaf, dumb and blind. It’s been 24 hours and no, I haven’t heard anything about it from programming. Still working out the glitches though, but I’ve successfully managed to hack the channel. Eat it.

Monday, March 31, 2008

“I’m giving serious thought to eating your wife.”

I love that line. It gives me chills. It’s so deliciously subversive. Speaking of which, the time has come. I am going to hack the channel. We interrupt this programming for a special corporate screw you.

Watch for me. Tomorrow at 10:30-11:00 ET

I am the second coming.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Phreak your TV

I modded my X-box. Got the chip off ebay. 50 plus games, what’s not to love? It’s the second hardest workout I get each day.

Now I’m thinking big. Prime-time. National. I’m thinking hacking the channel. And by hacking I mean I’m going to push about three buttons here in master control. (Four if you count erasing the evidence).

Oh. Did I mention that I work for a network? Don’t tell. Stay tuned. Ha. Very funny dick.

"Hack the planet!"

If you haven’t seen the seminal classic Hackers you should rent it today. A pre-baby factory Angelina Jolie stars with a pre-Eli Sold Out Jonny Lee Miller as the best computer cowboys in NYC.

When Crash Override (Miller) meets Acid Burn (Jolie) for the first time they battle for hacked control of the local television network. Tron Deadly Disc this makes me happy. I can think of only one thing better. Angelina Jolie’s lips, wrapped around a Tutti-Frutti popsicle.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.

Load up with the best trailer you’ve ever seen:

Sweet-Mary-Christmas this makes me happy.

I’m sure all you true believers already know it, but the "Gibson" super main frame computer that they hack is homage to Cyber Punk author extraordinaire William Gibson. If you’re not familiar with his books. You should read them too. Right after you watch Hackers.

Mmm. Joliescicles

Manipulate. Manipulate. Manipulate. The tools are out there. And you’ve found one here.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Remembering Max Headroom

On November 22nd 1987 a Phreak wearing a Max Headroom mask hijacked Chicago’s local television broadcast. To this day the hacker remains at large.

Check your spec:

Thursday, March 27, 2008

“Pirate radio” is the ultimate comeback.

If someone burns me hard. I mean lays the hurt all over me so that I’m filthy and reeking of putdown. I whisper "Pirate Radio" back at them. The trick is to say so that it’s just barely audible. "I’m a jackass? Yeah well…(whisper) Pirate Radio."

I used to use "Fast-Pack" But pirate radio sounds far better.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Phreak615 is… phreaking it real

I don’t mean I’m Phreaking via Facebook. I mean I’m kicking Facebook to the curb.
And baby it is you. Not me. Seriously. What the hell happened to you Facebook? Sure I’ll admit it, like a Thai massage you were fun at first, I was on you like a mofo. But somewhere along the line, maybe between fuzzy dice and getting poked 50-goddamn-times-a-day you’ve lost your magic. On top of that you’ve managed to kill the two most important things in the world to me. Vampires and Pirates. And for that I cannot forgive.

I’m hoping you’ll all phreak Facebook. For a how to check it out here:

Monday, March 17, 2008

On the move again

after all of the problems on the other site i decided to post all my stuff going forward here...stay tuned for more updates over the next couple of days...